IT Jokes

How does an IT Employee ask for allowance?
That the status of an Indian IT and BPO when they take up a job.

What if the Indian IT industry start making films ?
Some future film titles will be like :- 1) Meri disk tumhare paas hai�Humara dil apke paas hai 2) Aao chat kare�Aao Pyar Kare 3) Programmer no.1�Coolie no.1

Cannibals in an IT company
Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company.

Software Ad's on Doordarshan!
"The man , The Machine, The Software - PeopleSoft VII"

Computer language meaning for a farmer!
LOG ON: Making the wood stove hotter LOG OFF: Don`t add wood MONITOR : Keep an eye on the wood stove

Acronymns.. The real meanings
PCMCIA - People Can`t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms ISDN - It Still Does Nothing

Copy Cats?
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company.

Laloo Prasad & Bill Gates
The following is the conversation between Lallo Prasad Yadav and Bill Gates.

The top six reasons computers must be female
As soon as you have one, a better one is just around the corner...

Computers are Like Women..
No one but the Creator understands their internal logic...