SMS Jokes

UNIBROW'S
WHY DO PUNJABI'S HAVE CONNECTED EYE BROWS?

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
Too many questions....

Sardar's SMS to his pregnant wife
Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife.

You are a donkey
So tell me r u a donkey or not My friend?

Still people say this is men's world
When a girl smiles she is considered cute...

Duniya se Ravana hua
Gunghat mein tujhe dekha to deewanna hua..

See how sweetly I lie..
So sweet is ur Smile?

Praise SMS
I request u, don?t eat sugar..

Some more SMS Jokes
Do u know who wud always b der 4 u wenever u need a friend?

Some SMS Stuff
Tere bistar par makdee lage.. Tere room mei muchchar phire.. Raat ko light chali jaye..