Sardar Jokes

The Great Sardar Kidnap
A Sardar was down on his luck. In order to raise some money, he decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

A letter from a sardarji mother to her son at school
This is is a letter from a sardarji mother to her son at school ...

Sardarji Takes Art Class
A sardarji went to take an art class. His art teacher gave the assignment that he must paintsomething.

Missing Donkey
Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God.

Fill in Capital
One great day in Bombay, One young couple was on honeymoon tour. They saw one Sardarji in front of Hospital ( Bridge Candy ) was trying to fill some form.

Train Journey
Once a Sardarji was traveling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to wake him up when the station arrived.

Sardar Terrorist
There were two Sardarjis Bantya and Santya as bombers. They had to place a time bomb in order to explode a building.

Sardar complaint about people making fun of them
All sardars in the country went to him this day and told him that people tease them by making jokes about them that when the clock stucks 12:00, all sardars go mad and act like crazy.

Sardar in a bar
A Sardar walks into a bar, orders three pints of "Desi Daru"and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one inturn.

How can Sardar kill a LION?
SANTA thinks & thinks hard...