Bollywood Jokes

SRK, Rajini and Chiranjeevi at Cricket Match
Shahrukh, the batsman needs to score 10 runs of 1 ball. Bowler bowls it and Shahrukh glides it to 3rd man.

Sholay to Tolay
"Are oh samba, Kitne admi the re, hahahaha, Jo dar gaya samjho mar gaya"

Buri niyat wale gayab!
Ek Devta ka mandir tha jisme buri niyat wale gayab ho jata tha.

What if doctors make flim?
Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota?

Basanti and Dhano ki Izzat ka sawal hai
Basanti : Bhag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.

Bhakt ka guzaris
Bhakt : Meri shadi Aishwarya se kara do.

Aishwarya Rai's movie Bride & Prejudice
After a great success of Aishwarya Rai's movie Bride & Prejudice all over the world, Indian government wanted a special postage stamp with her picture on it to recognize her.

Shivaji not Sivaji !
Bala Sahab confused over Shivaji's potrait!

Portable Toilet but lack of Toilet Paper
Sometime we usually see on public toilet place, that something always miss a things there .. usually toilet paper.

Why Newton Committed Suicide?
Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done...