Some more SMS Jokes

Do u know who wud always b der 4 u wenever u need a friend?
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The 1st time we kissed, I closed my eyes, She closed her eyes, and then..... . . WE MISSED!
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Some joys are better expressed in silence, as a smile holds more meaning then laughter. I asked myself if I enjoyed meeting YOU in my life... I JUST SMILED
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NICE Friends are hard to fish..... I'm glad I caught you.... Stay NICE TO ME or else.. I'll fry you...
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Ansu tere nikle... to ankhen meri ho,
Dil tera dhadke... to dhadkan meri ho,
Khuda kare dosti hamari itni gehri ho,
Baap tu bane... to mehnat meri ho !!!
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May God give a friend like you to everyone....

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Why should I suffer alone.
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The world may not revolve around you but other people's lives do. Take care of yourself for a lot of people consider YOU their light... KEEP SHINING!
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There is a major penis transplant operation waiting to begin but can't start coz the f**king donor is reading this text....
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If I'm in hell & u in heaven, I'll always look up & b proud of U. But if I were in heaven & U in hell, I'll beg God 2 send me down coz heaven won't b heaven without U !!
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If kisses were water, I'll give u sea.

If hugs were leaves, I'll give u a tree.

If u luv a planet, I'll give u a galaxy,

If friendship is life, I'll give u mine !!
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Life is 4 u, Death is 4 me...

Being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me...

Being 2gether is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me...

Everything is 4 u, But u r 4 me!!
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1 day u'll b surprised 2c me beside u.
u & me laughing,
u & me crying,
u & me dreaming,
u & me holding on,
u & me...
..just u & me sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
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Whats wrong with ur cell? Tried calling lotta times. Everytime I dail ur number the operator say -"The subscriber u r calling is a monkey. Plz call the Zoo for details".
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no visits...



no calls...



no sms's...



no letters...



no missed calls...



I'm worried...



R u in jail again?
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JAAN is alwayz on-line.
ZINDAGI is 2b lived.
DIL is 2b given.
PYAR is 2b shared.
GHAM is 2b fought.
KUSHI is 2b achieved.
DUSHMANI i forgot coz of the 'DOSTI' we Got!!
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Without ME, I know U wud stil b cmplete,
Without ME, U can go on,
Without ME, U can stil live your life.
but I wish U wil remember dat somehow,
some1 cared 4 U & will care 4 U truly. . . ME!!!
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Ur smile can be compared with Flowers,
Ur voice can b compared with a cuckoo,
Ur innocence can b compared with a baby,
but in foolishness... You've got no comparisons
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Wen I send u msgs it doesnt mean u have 2 do da same... U can also send cash, fruits, tea, petrol, pizza, chicken, noodles and other GIFTS....... so start TODAY!!!!!
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True friendship starts the moment one person says to another, 'What? You too? I thought I was the only one!
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Some people r Worth 2b Thrwon, Some r Good 2Keep, Some r 2b Treasured
4ever, and i Think ur one 2b Thrown...... in the Treasure Box 2b kept
4EVER!!!
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Dreams r2b 4goten
reality to b lived.
desires 2b fulfilled
& destiny 2b reached.
where it began.
where will it end.
friends from da start.
friends til da end!
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Love starts wit a smile, grows wit a kiss & ends wit a tear. But Friendship starts wit eyes, grows wit understanding & ends wit death.
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Just checking if u r OK there!
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( , o )
(_3#_) Wat u
doing??
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(""( ,o)
( #_) Let me
see...
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( ("") )
( v #_) Aaila!
Thinking of me?
Choo shweeet!
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bas kya yehi tak hai saath humara,
intezar karte rahenge hum tumhara,
ki kab hogi is kambhakt mobile mein roshini,
aur kab aayega message tumhara.
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Iss duniya mein bewafaaon ki koi kami nahi... Ab SURAJ ko hi dekh lo... aata hai USHA ke saath, rahta hai KIRAN ke saath aur jata hai SANDHYA ke saath.
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"FU.CK YOU"
F=Flowers 4 U
U=Unlimited Love 4 U
C= Chocolates not Sweeter than U
K= Kill Myself 4 U

YOU=U Always on My Mind

So again "FU.CK YOU"
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Ram ne dhanush toda to Sita daudi chali aayi ....
Krishna ne Bansuri bajai to Radha bhag ke chali aayi ....
Aur hamne sirf " Seeti " bajai to WOH baap ko bula layi .
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Dosti karo College wali se ...
Pyaar karo office wali se ....
Program karo pados wali se ...
Aankh ladao saali se ...
Love karo dil wali se....
Aur maar khao GHARWALI se.
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Us pyari si surat ka,
phir ek bar didar de,
tadap rahe hain hu yahan,
ab aur na intezar de,
awaaz mat sunana aye zalim magar,
ek SMS kar de yaar.
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Promise me that WE are True Friendz...
I'm Lamp, U are Light.
I'm Coke, U are Sprite.
I'm Saawan, U are Baadal.
I'm Normal, U are Paagal.
I'm Water, U are Tanki.
I'm TARZAN, U are MONKEY
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,,
(",)/ OYE KITTHE
<)) HAI TU YAR
./L

,,
(,") pata kinna
<)(>!miss kitaa
./ l. tennu???

INNNNA ,,
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./ l.


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If ever in ur life ur sad & lonely & feel that u have lost everything, I'll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 a walk on a bridge & show u where to jump!
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