26 yrs VERY OLD MAN....

A reporter walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.

She said to him, "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look. What's your secret for a long, happy life?"

He answered, "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day, and I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never ever exercise.

"Wow, That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?" "Twenty-Six," he replied.