Going crazy by looking at jewelery

When a woman decided to have her portrait painted she told the artist, "Please paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and a gold Rolex."

"But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied. "I know," she said.

"It's in case I should die before my husband. I know he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy looking for the jewelry."