Cricket Trivia - Siddhuism

- The Indian team without Sachin is like giving a kiss without a squeeze.

- Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child in a topless bar!

- Statistics are like bikinis... what they reveal is suggestive, what they hide is essential.

- There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it’s that of an oncoming train which will run them over.

- All that comes from a cow is not milk.

- I lean on statistics like a drunken man leans on a lamppost, only for support, not illumination.

- Wickets are like wives… you never know which way they will turn!

- He looks like a brooding hen over a China egg!

- It is very difficult to kill a man who is hellbent on committing suicide!

- He is as innocent as a freshly laid egg!

- The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.

- He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.

- The wily fox is back… it is an ill omen when a fox licks the lambs.

- When you are dining with the demons, you’ve got to have a long spoon!

- If ‘ifs and buts’ were ‘pots and pans’ there would be no tinkers!

- The ball went so high it could have got an airhostess on its way down!

- This Indian team is like bicycles in a cycle stand… one falls and the entire row falls!

- Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.

- The batsman is like a three-wheeler. Sucks a lot of fuel, but cannot go beyond 30.

- Just because a rose smells sweet, you do not use it in the soup.

- The Indian cricket board is like vessel that leaks from the top.

- Indian openers are like envelopes – they don’t take you anywhere.

- Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.

- Kenya in South Africa was like a mountain having labour pains.

- The batsman is as comfortable on this pitch as a bum would be on a porcupine.

- Deep Dasgupta is not a wicket keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.

- A big outcry but no outcome!

- One, who doesn’t throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.

- He is a wily fox. But, if we make the fox run, the chicken will become hen.

- The Only Thing You Get In Life Without Trying is dandruff.

- If the heavens throw you dates, you got to keep your mouth open.

- When you have a hen laying eggs you should not mind the cackle.

- When you have a hen laying eggs you should not mind the cackle.

- Money is like manure. It is not good until it is spread around.

- Umpire Eddie Nichols is a man who can’t find his buttocks with his two hands.

- Beware of the naked man who offers you his shirt.

- This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados."Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."

- Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.

- Spit on your hands! Take the black flag! And start slitting throats!

- The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!

- The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.

- The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.

- The pitch is as dead as a dodo.

- You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.

- He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.

- Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.

- Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.

- You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.

- The cat with gloves catches no mice.

- Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.

- Fattest pigs go to the butcher first.

- Good intentions die unless utilized.

- He has a backlift like an octopus falling out of a tree, all over the place.

- Come to my parlour said the spider to the fly.

- A dog kennel is no place to hide a sausage.

- You can never unscramble eggs.

- Call the bear uncle until you are safely across the bridge.

- "He's wallowing in foolishness like a rhino in an African pool."