Bong Jokes

Q :- What do you call a Bengali who takes bribe?
A :- Mr. Goosh.

What did one Bengali voyeur ask another?
Keyhollo.

What do you call a bong who talks a lot, sometimes without making sense?
Mr. Chatterjee.

An angry Bengali letter? Chitti-chitti Bong Bong
A talkative Bengali? Bulbul Chatterjee
An outlawed Bengali? Kanoon Banerjee
An enlightened Bengali? Jyoti Basu
A Bengali who works? A work of fiction
A stupid Bengali girl? Balika Buddhu
A Bengali marriage? Bedding

A mad Bengali? In Sen
A dark Bengali who lives in a cave? Kalidas Guha
A Bengali mobster? Robin Ganguli
A perfumed Bengali? Chandan Dass
A Bengali goldsmith? Shonar Bongla
What's bigger than the state of Bengal? The Bay of Bengal

What's common between Bengalis and sperms? Only 1 in a million works
When does a Bengali sound like a dog? When he says wow(Bow)
What does a ghati call a burping Bong? Mukhopadhaya
What do you call a Bengali who doesn t eat fish? Ahilsa
What do you call an outlawed Bengali?- Bonduk Bannerjee.
When does the Bengali sound like a dog?- When he bharks (works).


Q: How does the Bong learn the alphabet?
A : A for Orange, B for Bhegetable....

Q : How does a Bong relax in the evening?
A : He goes to the Howrah Breez to get some Brij.

Q : What does the Bong do first in the morning?
A : After baking up from hees slip, he removes the bed-shit.