There is a set of joke named Ajit Jokes in India .. Although, the jokes are meant of english - hindi mix language i will select the all english jokes for u

These jokes have a similar thing ..

Ajit is an mafia crim*nal .. His gang member Robert keeps on comming with caught enemies .. now Ajit will decide how to kill them -

1.
Robert : Sir , we got this man .. he was spying on us ..
AJIT : Put him in champagne (pronounces shamepain) tank ..
Robert : Why Boss ?
AJIT : If he will not die due to shame , pain will kill him..


2.
Robert : Boss , this is our enemy .. How to kill him ..
Ajit : Throw him in liquid oxygen tank ..
Robert : Why boss ?
Ajit : While liquid try to kill him , oxygen will not let him die.

3.
AJIT : Put this enemy in microprocessor .. he will die BIT by BIT ..

4.
Robert : I have my first son , what should i name him .
Ajit : Name him Peter ..
after a five minute robert came running ..
Robert : Boss , i have a twins .. now what shoud i name the second son.
AJIT : Name him re-peter
After one more 5 mins , robert came running ..
Robert : Boss , i have a trplet , now what is the name of 3rd one ..
Ajit : bame him huwang-hu
Robert : Why boss !!
Ajit : Id*t , dont u know , every third born child of earth is a chinese ..

5.
Ajit : Give Diana some tartaric acid ..
Robert : Why boss ??
Ajit : After taking the sour thing , she will became diana-sour ..

6.
Ajit : Mona , dont marry Tony ..
Mona : Why boss ??
Ajit : Nothing , it will create lot of mono-tonic..