Gabbar Singh & Software Consultants

GABBAR: Kittnay bug thay?

KALIA: Do sardaar.

GABBAR: Woh do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhee fix nahin kar
sake? Kya soch kay aaye thay? Sardar khus hoga.
Naya assignment dega, kyoon?
Overtime cut hey.....

[Snatches a X terminal from a SIDEY.]

Kitne session hain is machine mein?

SIDEY: Chhay sardar.

GABBAR: Session chhay aur programmer teen.
Bahoot nainsaafi hai.
[logout.. logout.. logout...]
Haan.. ab theek hai...

Ab hum operating system switch karega.

Ab konse session me konsi operating system hein hume nahi
pata. humko kuch nahi pata.....

Jab yahase hazaro hazaro mil dur job per programmer internet
se file download karta hein, to boss kaheta he ke log out
ho ja nahi to gabbar ka virus aa jayega.

Aur tum teen programmer ne gabbar ki company ka stock pura
mittime mila diya.

Iski saja milegi.. Zarooor milegi!

Tera kyaa hoga kaalia?

KAALIA: Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha hai.

GABBAR: To aab documentation likh