Ganguly’s Son:- “Yeh Kya, DADDY SIXER Per SIXER MAARE Jaa Rahe Hain..?”
Ganguly’s Wife:- “Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai…..!!..

Pyar to hamko bhi karna tha,
lekin baat khas hui nahi,
tajmahal to hamko bhi banwana tha,
lekin afsoss ki loan pass hui nahi…..!!!

Patient: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis k liye?
Doctor: ye mera pehla operation hai… Success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye..

As by xperience my advice 4u friends- have only one girl friend otherwise ur life will b very sad like me ,1side Aishwarya puling me 4 cinema other side Sania pulling me 4 Tennis and kareena keeps sending luv messages 2 me! Silly gals!Wat can i do? Hey Wait.I’m getting a call from katrina kaif….

deewar Scene: Amitabh:aaj Mere Paas Phuljadi Hai,chakri Hai,rocket Hai,555 Aur Sutli Bomb Hai,tumhare Pas Kya Hai?? Shashi.k:bhai Mere Paas Maa…. Chis Hai

thought of the day: “agar aap bus pe chadein…yaa phir bus aap pe chadein….dono marthaba ticket aapka hi kat tha hai….

May our Friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold to diamonds, and may our diamonds be Forever… then we’ll sell it OK? Fifty-fifty…!

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you?
Banta: Me too, after you leave.

A boy goes 2 see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed 2 see BOY: Yes i Saw Dad.

Veeru:basanti in kutto ke aage mat naachna.
Sardarji sitting with his dog in d theater.
Saali naachegi kaise nahi, kutte ka bhi ticket liya hai.

Jack n Jill poem in laloo style:
Jekwa n Jilwa gaye upar hilwa, paani bhari ka vaste.
Jekwa gir gawa, uka khopdi phutt gawa n Jilwa aawat ludkan pura raste.

What is the height of Flirting?
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Its When your love letter starts with “TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”

There is always
a ‘DRIVE SLOW’ board near schools.
But not near girl’s
college. why?
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Bcoz
VEHICLES AUTOMATICALLY
GO SLOW IN THIS ZONE.

Rules for board exam:
har sawal se dat kar ladna,fekne me kami mat karna,mouka mila to peche be dekhna,or 1 bat yaad rakhna aagawala ka paper apna samajhna.

I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!

sardar- Raat muje ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend- Lekin tere paasto hamesha gun hoti hai.
sardar - wo meine chupa di thi, varna wo bhi chori ho jati…

What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!

People who do lots of work…make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work…make less mistakes,
People who do no work…make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes…get promoted.