NEW BUDGET
BOOB TAX (sizes)
40-42: BURDEN TAX 38- 40: WEALTH TAX 34- 36: ENTRAINMENT TAX 32- 34: EXCITEMENT TAX 26-30:DEVELOPMENT TAX


SEX is not just like NOKIA- Connecting people
It is also not like NIKE - just do it
It is not like PEPSI - yeh dil maange more!!
But like PAN PARAG - EK SE MERA KYA HOGA????!!!

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He: Ander gaya kya ?
She: ha! Gaya
He: Dukha kya??
She: Zara bhi nahi
He: Aur ek baar
she:Ab isme dalo
Acch laga!!
She: Ha.. bahut
He: OK....MADAM KA SANDALS PACK KARO!!!!

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Sholey movie main JAYA udas - udas kyo rehti thi??
Kyonki ..." THAKUR" ke dono haath nahi the aur JAYA
ko hi "THAKUR" ki G**D dho ni pad ti thi!

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When a lady tells you that you are
Great,
Attractive,
Articulate,
Nice,
Dynamic,
Understanding ....means G.A.A.N.D.U.

and when she says You are...
Charming,
Handsome,
Optimistic,
Dashing,
Unbelievable, means you know what..

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NEW BUDGET
ALL BOOBS WILL ¾ TAXED ACCORDING TO SIZES

40-42: BURDEN TAX
38- 40: WEALTH TAX
34- 36: ENTRAINMENT TAX
32- 34: EXCITEMENT TAX
26-30: DEVELOPMENT TAX

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STAGES OF LOVE
(1) HAND IN HAND
(2) HAND IN THAT
(3) THAT IN HAND
(4) THAT IN THAT