The Sardarji Encyclopedia Part I

Why did 18 sardarjis go to a movie?

Because below 18 was not allowed.

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How do you measure a Sardar's intelligence?

Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear

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What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at
you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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What do you do when a Sardar throws a pin at you?


Run like crazy....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

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How do you make a Sardar laugh on Saturday?

Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

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What is the Sardar doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?


Trying to hold on to a thought.

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Why do Sardars work seven days a week?


So you don't have to re-train them on Monday.

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Why can't Sardars make ice cubes? They always forget
the recipe.

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How did the Sardar try to kill the bird?

He threw it off a cliff.

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What do you call 10 Sardars standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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What do you see when you look into a Sardar's eyes?


The back of his head.

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What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?


Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).

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What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
Just-one Singh.

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Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms?


They think their picture is being taken.

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Why does Sardar have "TGIF" written on their shoes?


Toes Go In First.

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How can you tell when Sardar sends you a fax?

It has a stamp on it.

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Why can't Sardar dial 911?


They can not find the eleven on the phone

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How do you get Sardar on the roof?


Tell him the drinks are on the house.

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"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Sardar looked skyward and said "Where, Where?

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What do smart Sardar and UFOs have in common?


You always hear about them but you never see them.

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Why does it take longer to build a Sardar snowman as opposed to a regular one?


You have to hollow out the head.

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