Y Only Surds?

Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the
office

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Which boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom and
touch her anywhere he likes ?
Lifebuoy


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2 sardar talking during diwali

1st: Jab phatake phut te hai to pahle light dhekhai deti hai phir
awaz, aisa kyon ?
2nd: Kyonki hamari aankh aage hai aur kaan piche


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A woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how she managed to
call one in particular
She replied: That's easy. I call them by their surname !


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koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak
bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui
dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gayee


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Teacher : What is the chemical formulae of water ?
Sardar : HIJKLMNO
Teacher : What are you talking about ?
Sardar : Yesterday you said it is H to O


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Man: How was your exam today ?
Sardar: Fine, except for one question which was difficult
Man: Which one ?
Sardar: What is the past tense of THINK ? I thought...i
thought...i thought about it and wrote THUNK


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How do you fit 30 marwadis in a Maruti 800 ?
Throw a 100 rupee note inside


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A small boy wrote to Santa Claus : " Send me a brother "
Santa wrote back : " Send me your mother "


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Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and
closes it. Wife observes the whole episode Again he comes and does
the same stuff.
Wife askes : Why are you doing this ?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly