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- Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, Id put U and I together.
- What is live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
- Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ?
- Love is Sweet, Love is sad, but with me in bed Love is the best thing you ever had.
- You got the style. You got the intelligence and you sure got the body!
- Are you a mum? I am not a dad! Maybe you could help me with that!

- If you would see yourself the way I do, you would wish you where as beautiful as you ...
- The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !
- Are you free for the rest of your life?
- I know milk it does a body good, but DAMN how much have you been drinking?
- If I could rewrite the alphabet I'd put U and I together!
- Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart!
- Your daddy must be a terrorist because you are DA BOMB!
- Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
- It must have been a rainy day when you were born..Heaven was crying 'cus it lost its most beautiful angel!
- I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are, and I will follow the rainbow until the end, if you promis forever to be my friend!
- If love is a crime, lock me up, i'm guilty baby
- In my dreams you're mine, in my life you're a dream.
- Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.
- God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries... to come up with someone...as "HOT" ... as "SEXY" ... as "Fuckable" ... *..As "YOU!" .. *
- Just to let you know that I went to heaven and back...
- Oh right then! Straight to the point! I want you right here, right now!

- It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you...................... What do you say?


- Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !


- You are just like a Bounty ... a piece of paradise on earth!


- You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!


- There are so many people in the world but in my world there's only one and that's you!!!


- I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happy moments, every single second of the day.


- Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....


- Love is in the air... shit if only I had a plane right now ...


- When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you.


- I do not think much, I do not think often, but when I do think, I think of you


- I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!


- You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me.


- If flowers were dreams that would last for ever, I would pick the most beautiful ones to send to you


- Be smart, be clever, put me in your heart, 4-ever.


- Don't listen to your mind. Listen always to your heart!


- If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS


- If I had a penny every time I thought of you, I'd still miss you,but at least I would be rich!


- Passion running trough my veins, trembling, waiting, reason is fading. Overpowering desire sets my skin on fire!


- Somewhere, someone dreams of your smile and finds your presence in life so worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it's true that someone, somewhere, is thinking of you.


- Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!


- If I was a fly, I would fly to you now... but I'm not so I need to stay home and cry!


- Since I met you people are wonders and live is a big party...


- What ever you say, what ever you do, I will always love you


- If loving you is wrong,then I don't wanna be right.My love for you is strong and brighter than any light.The way we must go is long,but we'll win every fight.


- At night I cannot sleep and during the day I dream of you...


- Life is much brighter with you around !


- Don't let your mind rule over your heart.


- You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree ... but the best way is to fall in love with ME


- If you would see yourself the way I do, you would wish you where as beautiful as you ...


- Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!


- Even when it is rainy the sun is shining in your smile.


- If a kiss on your lips tastes as sweat as a raindrop I want it to rain for ever .......


- I will give you one kiss to go to sleep. I give you two kisses to dream. I give you an endless row of kisses to, when you wake up in the morning, think of me.


- It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost his most beautifull angel...!


- The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell !


- Where ever you're going, I'm going your way !


- Are you free for the rest of your life?


- If all the boys lived on the other side of the sea, what a good swimmer I would be ?
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