- Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.


- A lawyer says 'we' won' or 'You' have lost.


- All computers wait at the sames speed.


- Real anarchists play chess without kings.


- Monday is one seventh of your life!


- When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!

- Aiming to remain good sports, we park as close as possible near the sports centre.


- Money ressembles fat... there is plenty of it, but always in the wrong places.


- No-one loves hard work more than the one who pays for it.


- Some people live because it is illegal to kill them!


- Richness has eternal value if we use it to make others happy.


- Everybody wants to go to heaven, but no one wants to die...


- There are days that nothing goes your way, but does it help to complain? No, not a bit. So, stand up to it, list all the points and put your schoulders to the wheel, even worries go away.


- Learn to live every moment of happiness, are never too busy to receive or give love.


- We have to make a choice, the truth or the appearances. You can loose yourself if you are never you.


- The sea consists of water drops, the sand dunes of grains of sand, time of moments, use them with common sense!


- Today is the day ... It comes only once- ... because tomorrow ...is no longer today. Enjoy life... it is possible ...but do it today ... because today is the day


- When you yell 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough energy to warm one cup of coffee. ( Niet echt de moeite dus!)


- You can't walk in the light without causting a shadow


- Without the rubber tree the whole world would have AIDS


- If you hit every time the target is too near or too big.


- The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes


- The secret of success lies not in doing your own work but in recognizing the right man to do it.


- People are not afraid of how bad you are, People are afraid of how good you are.


- Trains never follow the schedule, they follow the rails


- The one who asks is a fool for 5 minutes, the one who does not ask, remains a fool for ever


- It is better to know everything of one subject, than to know something of everything.


- The past becomes longer and longer and the future shorter and shorter, the hope in the future is bigger than the regrets for the past


- Never drive faster thant you guardian angel can fly !


- Getting an other boyfriend or husband is like buying a house. You have to improve yourself.


- When you choose not to make a choice, you do choose because you choose not to choose.


- Life is hard, learn from the mistakes of others and not of your own mistakes !


- When you turn you nose 180 degrees, you would drown when it rains


- Children in the backseat cause accidents... Accidents in the back seat cause children.


- People wasted a lot of time talking about who came first, the chicken or the egg, but it was surely the cock.