You Might Be a Computers' Support Technician if..

- when asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.

- you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.

- you are reading a book and look for the scroll bar to get to the next page.

- After fooling around all day with routers etc, you pick up the phone and start dialing an IP number.

- you get in the elevator and double-click the button for the floor you want.

- you look for a icon to double-click to open your bedroom window.

- you look for the undo command after making a mistake.

- you disdain people who use low baud rates.

- you know how to take the cover off of your computer, and what size screwdriver to use.

- you can understand sentences with four or more acronyms in them.

- you would rather get more dots per inch than miles per gallon.

- you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires.

- you see a bumper sticker that says "Users are Losers" and you have no idea it is referring to drugs.

- you know without a doubt that diskettes come in five-and-a-quarter and three-and-a-half inch sizes.

- you have ended friendships because of irreconcilably different opinions about which is better the track ball or the track pad.

- you are zen-like in your acceptance of users, realizing that there is no limit to the depths of cluelessness, and yet you help them anyway.