Sending Indians to the moon

Manmohan Singh to Bush, "We are sending Indians to the moon next year."

Bush, "Wow! How Many?"

Manmohan Singh - 100
25 - OBC
25 - SC
20 - ST
5 - Handicapped
5 - Sports Persons
5 - Terrorist Affected
5 - Kashmiri Migrants
9 - Politicians / Freedom fighter / Govt. Emp.
and if possible
1 - Astronnaut

This will be reality in about a year, if the Indian government keeps on increasing the percent of reservations.