Funny Q & A's

If you love someone ?
* Go get it (Visa power)


Other Jokes ...

Want to propose to a girl ?
* Just do it. (Nike)


Before going to propose to a girl ?
* Believe in the best (BPL)


If your girl asks you which dress to wear ?
* Kuch nahi (Pears)


Not satisfied with your dates ?
* Yeh dil mangey more (Pepsi)


If you are going to propose to a girl, chances are... ?
* 50-50 (Britannia)


Those who succeed in love always say ?
* We dream because we do (Daewoo)


A guy having a number of girl friends ?
* Complete Man (Raymonds)


A smart girl having a number of boyfriends ?
* Yeh hai hamara suraksa chakra (Colgate)


If a girl slapped you when you proposed to her ?
* Take it easy (Limca)


If you get married to a girl of your mother's choice... ?
* Jiyo merey Lal (Brook Bond)


How do u CUT roads?????
By LAUGHING????????????
* Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste


Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well.
Why???
* Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!

Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
* Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!


Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. ??? socho....... nahi pata..??
* D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold


Chalo ab batao Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ????
This is quite simple..
* D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahuthi


A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question ???
* So, Which Platform are you Working on ???....


What will u call a person who is leaving India??
* Hindustan Lever (Leaver).


What will u call a person who leaves India,but doesn't travel much??
* Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).


RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
* TAILOR


SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI ???????????
* Sita MEMORY hai (RAM=RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY yar./)


Once upon a time in an elephant school some loafer elephants were sitting on a wall.
A sexy female elephant passes by. what do the loafer elephants say about her?
socho socho nahin yar aplog nahin bata sakte.............
* 36000 - 24000 - 36000 !!!