"Circuit- Bhai ye bata Akal badhi ki bhains?
Munna Bhai- Pehele apun ko date of birth bata tabhi to bataega tereku, aisehi khali peeli time khoti karta hai sala."

"What is Ford?
Munna Bhai- Gaadi BAP aur kya?

What is Oxford?
Munna Bhai- BOLE TO Bail Gaadi BAP, itna bhi nahi janta!"

"Circuit- Apun ka Bapu bahut shana tha BAP, sher ke pinjre me ghus gaya !
Munnai Bhai- Bahar kaise nikla re?
Circuit- Waich tou lafda bapu bahar nahi nikla!"

"Circuit- Tu pareshan kyun hai? Munna Bhai- Sale mai bap banne wala hai!
Circuit starts dancing.
Munna Bhai- Nachna band kar sale, teri Bhabi ka bacha nahi hai."

"Lady Dr- Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade hokar auraton ko kyun ghoorte ho?
Circuit- Bai ji aapichh wahan likhe na - Auraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am"