Sidhuisms on Players

- Yuvraj Singh - The pied piper of Punjab!

- Harbhajan - The sardar from Jalandhar !

- On S.Ramesh's diving catch ; He flew like a bird and plucked it out of thin air.

- Sourav Ganguly is "The Burden of Calamity"

- Chris Harris ; He is a dibbly dobbly bowler.

- My idea of a bird is 36-24-36.

- Tendulkar:The genius of Tendulkar

- Andrew Flintoff: The Butcher from England.

- Agarkar:The so called great All rounder.

- Nasir Hussain:The Meanest captain I've ever seen

- Inzamam:He'll dump you in the middle of a river while taking a run.

- Sir Geoffrey Boycott:He is racing with me,in my spanking new car, on his old bike which has lost its chain.(He ain't going any where).He started at the bottom and is still there.(On his 6 consecutive wins in super selector game.)

- Indian Tail enders:Give them a long rope and they will hang themselves from it.

- Great Indian Batting line up:The potential has not be be on the paper but on the grass in the middle.

- Virender Sehwag:Today they say that he bats like Sachin but one day they will say he batted like Sehwag.

- Reetinder Singh Sodhi:Young Ricky will fight a rattlesnake and give him the first two bites!

- Muthiah Murlitharan:The wily FOX

- Rahul Dravid:His straight Drive is as straight as a candle

- Tendular(injured):A fallen light house is more dangerous then the reef.

- Deep Dasgupta; is as confused as a child in a topless bar!

- Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goal keeper. He must be given a free transfer to Manchester United.

- Ganguly: called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was runout "Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."

- Eddie Nichols(The Umpire) is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."

- Tendulker shot played off his toes... "he played that like a dwarf at a urinal"...

- On Harbhajan Singh brought back into The attack Gamblers they Are like Toilets BROKE one Day Flush The Next (
Prasad;He opened him like a can of beans.

- When Atapattu ran Jayasuriya out;He has thrown him to the wolves.

- Navjot Sidhu:(on meeting the ghost 'Lilley of Limlay Castle')I was dropping bricks in my pants !!!!!!!!

- Ashish Nehra:(facing fast bowling) His legs are like an octupus jumping from a tree.


- Kaluwitharna;He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!

- Dravid nicked Bond through the slips for 4 : That's Ok from Bond, in order to catch a trout you must be prepared to lose a fly.

- Martin Crowe:Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!!!

- Harbhajan's spiners are like introducing some atoms of pulvarised tobacco into nostrils of the batsmen who get out of sneezing.