*What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
-The entire Indian Innings.

*Where do Indian batsmen perform there best?
-In Advertisements.

*When would Agarkar have 100 runs against his name?
-When he is bowling.

*What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
-The walk back to the pavilion.

*How to increase the chances of Indian batsmen playing out the entire 50
overs?
-Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try three and so on.

*What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
-3 runs in 3 balls.

*What is the height of optimism ?
-Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face.