1. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in

2. Patiala...one falls and everything else falls!

3. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.

4. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!

5. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason

6. I lean on statistics like a drunken man leans on a lamppost, only for support, not illumination

7. The Only Thing You Get In Life Without Trying is dandruff

8. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.

9. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.

10. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.

11. He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!