Malayali Overboard!

So there were an American, a Scot, a Swiss, an Arab and an Indian (who happened to be a Malayali), travelling on a cruise ship. The five of them were standing at the railing and somehow got into a heated argument about nationalism, about which country is better and more powerful, and who has more money and contacts. (Yeah, 'My daddy stronger than your daddy' types)

The American, in a fit of rage, threw his iPhone4 overboard into the water, saying: 'Where I come from, these things are damn easily available! I even know Steve Jobs. It ain't no problem for me to get another one!'

The Scot, following suit, threw the bottle of expensive Scotch Whisky he was holding into the water, saying: 'Where I come from, these are cheap and aplenty. I even own a distillery! Ha!'

The Swiss, not to be left behind, unstrapped his Omega and threw it overboard. 'Where I come from, these watches are can be got anywhere. I even know the family that makes these!'

The Arab, without missing a beat, hauled the Malayali up by the collar and threw him overboard into the water! Then said: 'Where I come from, these are everywhere. Will not be hard to find another one. Or thousand.'

An extended version of the story: Which goes:

The joke actually completes like this: The mallu dipped into the deep sea and found out the iPhone, whisky and Omega, consumed whisky there itself with the mix of sea water and swum all the way to the shore and later sold those pieces to Americans and Swiss and thanked Scot & Arab.. Later murmured himself:

'Ninte okke appane vitta kashu ente kaiyil undu!!!!'